quacklemore:

I’ll stop procrastinating tomorrow

(via death-by-lulz)

  • me: *gets out of day old pajamas*
  • me: *takes a shower*
  • me: *gets into clean pajamas*
  • me: summertime

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via ifyouknowwhati-mean)

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson, via death-by-lulz)